We had our first annual Halloween bash today! What a blast! Every one got dressed up which was really fun, there was great food and Garry (the CEO) even handed out prizes for best costumes. Check out the whole gang and our first ever video blog entry:
Just like any other business, here at SEO inc, we’re always looking to expand. Earlier in the month, we put up an ad for an opening we have. But something strange has been brewing over the last few weeks. As we get closer to Halloween, we get more and more…unusual applicants. But we’re an equal opportunity employer. Whether the applicant is human, zombie or undead, we give all applicants equal consideration. 
Following the Bizarro theme that kicked off in August, I was thinking to myself – “Self, what’s more bizarre than not wanting to RANK?” Here are 5 sure-fire ways to not rank in Google, Yahoo!, MSN, and the thousands of other search engines:
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Though this may read like a short version of the seven deadly sins, it is actually a list of the five hardest industries to get a website ranked well in.
You may notice that your junk email folder is currently full of emails from companies in these industries, hounding you to use the money you win from their poker website to buy penis enlargement pills to take while you look at their porn. That’s because these industries are so large, and these kinds of companies are such cut throats that they have no reservations about sending out ridiculous amounts of spam emails and doing whatever it takes to be on top of the search engine results.
Over the next few weeks we are taking a cue from DC Comic’s “Bizarro World.” Which seems appropriate since we just recently wrapped up San Diego Comic Con 08 2 weeks ago. For the unfamiliar, Bizarro World is a society that is ruled by the Bizarro Code. “ Us do Opposite of all Earthly Things!…” All the great DC Heroes has an imperfect version of themselves in this world of opposites. If you’re not a comic book fan then you may remember “The Bizarro Jerry” episode of Seinfeld. Whatever your Bizarro experience may be, we will be providing information on how to implement Search Engine Optimization that is counterproductive to successful ranking.
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